Crazy Hot Popchips

Crazy Hot Popchips

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CRAZY. 2. ADJECTIVE. Someone who is crazy is insane. [informal] example: “If I sat home and worried about all this stuff, I’d go crazy.” 3. ADJECTIVE. If you are crazy about something, you are very enthusiastic about it. If you are not crazy about something, you do not like it. [informal] example: “He’s still crazy about both his work and his hobbies.” source: Collins Dictionary.

Product Description
"what’s it like to eat crazy hot popchips? it’s kind of like kissing a fire-breathing dragon! so turn the heat up with red chili peppers and a hint of cheddar cheese. if you like it hot, go ahead and feel the burn. consider yourself warned."

source: Popchips Website

CRAZY. 4. ADJECTIVE. If you are crazy about someone, you are deeply in love with them. [informal] example: “We’re crazy about each other.” source: Collins Dictionary

Crazy(?) Hot Pop Chips

Roberto Soto

Man stands in front of bookcase and art. 

Man grabs bag of chips from off screen. He holds the chips in his hand.

Man reads from back of chip bag. 

Man opens bag of chips.

Man reads off iPad.

Man chews chips. Loudly.

Man waves goodbye.


[00:00:00] Hello, everybody. I’m Roberto and welcome to “My brain when I try New Foods,”

[00:00:07] a weekly dramatic reinterpretation of what my brain does when I try new foods!

[00:00:12] Last week, we tried Brussels sprouts and, boy, did I learn a lot about Belgium? 

[00:00:16] Do I remember any of it? 

[00:00:18] No. 

[00:00:19] But I thought about it! Which is what this show’s about!

[00:00:22] This week, I have a very special gift from a very special, wonderful darling lovely friend named Alexis.

[00:00:28] So I am super stoked. So [00:00:30] let’s see what it is.

[00:00:36] Crazy pop, Crazy pop? Crazy pop? Is that . Like, 

[00:00:39] like (singing:) “dirty pop”? 

[00:00:41] But like that wasn’t actually dirty, right? It’s this isn’t actually crazy. But then like, like what is crazy? 

[00:00:48] Right? Crazy… Ho- Cr-. Oh, Crazy Hot Pop Chips! 

[00:00:53] I’m- okay. Crazy hot. Oh, well, 

[00:00:56] Oh, I’ve definitely been called that by like a man or two, you know, 

[00:01:00] [00:01:00] a crazy hot 

[00:01:01] but also like hot.

[00:01:04] And like crazy.

[00:01:06] They feel very different and I’ll say that… 

[00:01:07] (reading:) “Crazy hot and insanely good.” 

[00:01:14] What is that? “What’s it like to eat crazy hot Popchips? 

[00:01:20] It’s kind of like kissing a fire-breathing dragon.

[00:01:26] So turn the heat up with bread, chili peppers, and a hint of cheddar cheese.” 

[00:01:29] Oh, 

[00:01:30] sorry. Vegans.

[00:01:31] “If you like it hot, go ahead and feel the burn. Consider yourself warned.” 

[00:01:37] That sounds like the Tinder bio of, like, a man with a goatee. 

[00:01:45] And, like, a collection of beer cans and

[00:01:47] , like, who will absolutely Gaslight you and then call you crazy… 

[00:01:51] not hot.

[00:01:58] I don’t really like pop chips. 

[00:02:00] I think they’re like, like the cheat of the cheat meal, you know what I mean? 

[00:02:03] You’re like, “I want chips and like, 

[00:02:04] I want to indulge, but like potato chips are just super greasy

[00:02:07] and fatty, and like, I’m gonna, you know,

[00:02:10] I’m on my, my health kicks, 

[00:02:11] I’m just going to have some pop chips.” 

[00:02:14] It’s like, it’s just food cheat meals are weird. They’re stupid. Just eat, you know, like, indulge. Like, “indulging.” That’s weird. Right? Like food is weird. I love food.

[00:02:28] But 

[00:02:30] okay so who defines “pop”? You know, like the music, like isn’t pop, just pop… 

[00:02:40] ularrrr. 

[00:02:41] So like anything that’s like in the cultural zeitgeist-

[00:02:43] like, right now? It’s like super trap heavy, but like leaning towards like 70s summer jam territory. 

[00:02:50] But like then the Grammys give out like “best pop vocal album,” 

[00:02:55] like what’s a pop vocal, 

[00:02:59] Dua Lipa has a 

[00:03:00] voice.

[00:03:01] I’ll give her that.

[00:03:05] But then who defines “crazy”?

[00:03:06] You know? Like who, like what is “crazy”?

[00:03:08] I have to Google them. 

[00:03:09] Okay. So we have a few results now. 

[00:03:12] Um, “someone who is crazy is insane.” 

[00:03:18] What does that mean?

[00:03:21] “Mentally deranged, especially as manifested in a wild or aggressive way.” 

[00:03:26] Do pop chips have brains?

[00:03:29] I’m sorry, vegans. 

[00:03:31] [00:03:30] “Extremely enthusiastic.” 

[00:03:32] Okay. I’m skipping that one. 

[00:03:33] It makes no sense. 

[00:03:35] What is the correlation? You know? 

[00:03:37] Oh, here’s one from urban dictionary:

[00:03:39] ” someone who is wild and fun. 

[00:03:42] Someone who will go against the rules

[00:03:44] , someone who does what they want, no matter the consequences,

[00:03:48] someone who would do anything,

[00:03:50] especially for love”.

[00:03:54] It’s a fucking chip.

[00:03:55] What more is there to-

[00:03:57] y’all are making this… 

[00:03:58] y’all 

[00:04:00] are making this way more complicated than it needs to be. 

[00:04:02] It’s just- crazy hot po-. Just call it: 

[00:04:07] powdered Puffed Potato Chips. 

[00:04:09] It has much more of a ring to it. 

[00:04:11] It just makes more sense.

[00:04:26]  (chomps on chip) chomp,

[00:04:32] (more chomping) 

[00:04:32] (more chomping) 

[00:04:32] [00:04:30] it just taste like normal, hot. Wait, wait.

[00:04:53] Is that,   is that like? The point? Wait

[00:05:02] [00:05:00] Mind-blowing. 

[00:05:03] Oh, that’s- you’re so good. Crazy. This is normal.


[00:05:08] it’s just normal… 

[00:05:09] That’s all the time we have for today, folks. 

[00:05:13] Tune in next week when I try Buffalo sauce. 

[00:05:16] Sorry, vegans! 

[00:05:18] I think?

CRAZY. /ˈkreɪ·zi/ noun. a person who acts in a strange or threatening way, esp. one who is mentally ill. example: “Are we talking about a bunch of crazies or about a legitimate military force?” related words: crazily (adverb), craziness (noun). idioms: “be crazy about someone/something,” “like crazy.” synonyms: loony, weirdo. source: Cambridge Dictionary.